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10 THINGS I CAN'T STAND IN DIFFERENT ANIMES

1:From Slayers, Rezo The Red Priest always shaking those rings on his stupid staff! It drives me nuts!! I want to just take THAT staff...

2:From Outlaw Star, Fred always rubbing his ear! Does it itch? Do you need ointment? Or do you just get an earache from hearing yourself talk?

3:From Escaflowne, Hitomi having a nervous breakdown or fainting every episode. Hey, I do that for attention, maybe she does too. I bet she wants to steal the limelight. I GOT YOU FIGURED OUT HITOMI!

4:From Dragonball Z, Vegeta always thinking he is the best. For goodness sakes, YOUR NOT! Get over it! Those prince-tpes are so annoying, aren't they girls?

5:From X, the HORRIBLE dubbing! Buy the subtitled! 100 times better!

6:From Big O, Dorothy's head is a freakin' CD rom! Her hairband comes out, that is so stupid!

7:From Gundam Wing, Heero, just kill her will yah! If I have to hear her say your name, and then you say her name one more time, I will die myself! And Heero, can I have some of your unrippable spandex?

8:From Trigun, no one figuring out Vash is really who he is until like the 5th episode.

9:In Cowboy BeeBop, the character designes are rough and have huge foreheads! They can do better!And why does he have to voice of Roger Smith from Big O? He sounds stupid! He is supposed to be a smart guy and now he sounds like a moron with Roger's voice? Could you imagine Roger hitting on a girl? I didn't think so.

10:Why does Sailor Moon have to win all the time, even when she says "We aren't going to win!" every time she faces someone?
And what is with the 'love that conjours all'? Maybe if i believe in my friends I can save the world from the stupidest enemies. You ever wish you could just enter that anime with a shotgun and a handful of bullets...
Oops, I got off subject, sorry!

And to anyone who took anything seriously, I am kidding. Many of the animes I have mentioned, I loved. Do don't get the wrong idea.

And here is some thing else that bugs me....
WHY DOES EVERY OTHER ANIME HAVE THAT WHOLE LOVE CONJOUR ALL STUFF! I HATE IT! IT'S LIKE YOU COME UP TO ME AND SAY, "I'M GOING TO KILL YOU AND DESTROY THE WHOLE WORLD!" THEN I SAY, "NOT AS LONG AS MY FRIENDS LOVE ME!" OKOK, NOW DOESN'T THE BAD GUY HAVE FRIENDS THEY CAN FALL BACK ON? YES, THEY DO! SO I WILL TELL YOU HOW IT REALLY IS. IT IS WHOEVER HAS THE MOST FRIENDS TO HELP THEM BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF THE OTHER PERSON THAT WILL WIN. Ok, I feel alot better. Now if you had a whole arsonal and happened to be Solid Snake, then you might just stand a chance alone aganst a whole army of fluffy little chracters who join hands and chant fluffy songs to try an beat you.

More Things I Can't Stand in Anime!
1:Now, that I had time to think, Angel Santuary's voice for Setsuna SUCKS!!

2:In the New Vampire Hunter D movie, D should have more lines! He hardly says anything! And why did Charlotte have to die?! Yah, she was annoying, but did you see her love for Meyer? BEAUTIFUL!

3:I still hate X's dubbing!

4:Hamtaru.....*ahem* Yah, you can think of what I want to say, I bet you are thinking the same thing! hehe

5:Why dind't they show the rest of ZOIDS: Chaotic Centry??? I want to know what happens with Raven and Shadow! I love Raven! Cartoon Network, what kind of show are you guys running?

Staff: Please don't take Melanie Li seriously, it's all meant in good humor. Now, if you want to yell at someone yell at Wing because he is lazy.